A Reputation To Uphold

Today Cooper and I were watching Mob Wives (true, quality reality television that holds my attention and my very soul) and chilling out in the living room.  He was playing and chatting and having a grand ole time while I enjoyed my smut and snack.

You know.  Watching my reality television and eating an afternoon snack.  Have I mentioned how much I love summer?

Anyways, here's what happened...

A commercial for Plaque Blast came on.  This is a product that with the simple squirt of a bottle can get rid of years of plaque build-up on your dog's teeth!

And it can be yours for just $10.99! 

But wait!  Order now and you'll get not one, but TWO bottles of Plaque Blast for just $10.99!

And order in the next ten minutes and they'll include some other pet product that I'm sure you need!

Lola...was...captivated.

So after the Plaque Blast commercial came on, ole girl walked back to me and gave me this sad, sad face. 

Begging, pleading for me to buy her some Plaque Blast.  Homegirl has a reputation to uphold, and pearly whites are totally a part of a spotless reputaiton.

Look.  She even popped a tooth out to show me how much she NEEDED it.

Or maybe this is what she wanted...

Yeah.  I'd say that's probably more like it.