How To Tell Your Son Is Getting Old

1) When walking into a restaurant, the hostess asks you if you want crayons for him to color with.

Yeah, right lady. If you want him to eat them.

2) The waitress in said restaurant asks you if you want to order a drink for him.

Yeah, right lady. Only if it's breast milk because that seems to be the only thing he'll take.

3) He can read.



4) He's already chosen a profession at the ripe young age of 8 months.

Can you guess what it is?



5) He passes out while drinking heavily.